Wednesday, January 14, 2009

"Eat, Pray, Love & Die in a Fire"

I'm polishing up the first treatment of my debut novel, "Eat, Pray Love & Die in a Fire". It's Chick Lit in its purest form, but tinged with sadism and a peculiar Muslim sense of humor. I'm open to developing it directly into a straight-to-DVD feature film, I'm picturing Ben Kingsley in the sinister role of "The Arsonist". Alexander Payne has expressed interest in bringing his Midwestern brand of whimsy to the project. Literary agents, commence your bidding war!

1 comment:

  1. you're outta hand, man. this shit's hilarious. the food porn interludes and whatnot...all perfectly you.

    thanks for brah-ing laid & paid. i don't know why the comments over there don't work, but i'm glad you enjoyed. TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW. i don't want the dream to die!

    hope you're doing well, guy.