Saturday, December 12, 2009
Does anyone else think that it's fucked up that this storage space in South Williamsburg wants you to store your pets in their units? I mean, no matter how much food you leave in there, you know the dogs are just going to eat it all right away and get sick and spend the next weeks just slowly wasting away. Even if the cats are a bit more conservative with their consumption, there is only so long they can last in those little spaces, howling for attention. And what about feces? They are bound to be ankle deep in the foul stuff by the time I return, if ever, from Turks and Caicos, with some little trinkets and a few half-hearted apologies.